Our 6 Unholy Commandments
Our god forsaken promise to uphold a standard of quality like no other
1. The Right Fit
Our apparel is designed to fit snugly on your body. We try to keep our sizing fairly standard so that you can decide how you like your fit. If you prefer baggy clothes, we’d recommend sizing up one or two. Generally wouldn’t recommend sizing down unless your keen on looking like a tube of toothpaste.
2. Fade Resistant Apparel
Our unique designs are printed using industry-leading technology which means longer lasting graphics. It takes not only a high quality printer, but also fabric that absorb the ink well to prevent fading.
3. Crack Proof Printing
We use a DTG (Direct to garment) printing method which requires less ink and in turn is far less likely to crack or split. Whilst screen printing makes for a super bold print that definitely won’t fade, it stacks piles of ink on which is how you end up with super split or cracked clothing.
4. Longer Lasting Materials
Rather than give you another low-quality clothing line, we’ve focused on providing quality threads that will stand the test of time. This can mean slightly higher prices, but it also means that you won’t try one of our pieces of clothing on and be like “…wtf?”
5. Loyalty Will Be Rewarded
Every purchase on our store will be rewarded with points or gifts in honour of your loyalty. Currently, all money spent on our store will accrue points which can be later redeemed to discount your next order or even get it totally free. Learn more here.
6. Secure Payment Options
Our payment gateways are as secure as the gates of hell themselves. We do not store sensitive data on our servers. We use PayPal and Stripe to guarantee our customer’s security so if you don’t trust them, then get off the internet it’s not for you.
What If A Commandment Is Broken?
Then we will punish ourselves with 1000 lashes.
No, that’s not true, we won’t do that. We will however consider this unacceptable and work with you to come to an agreement that everyone is happy with.
Depending on the situation, this might be a refund, exchange or store credit. In most cases, this will be entirely up to you (unless we feel like someone is trying to pull a shifty) although we are fairly relaxed about it.
Anyway, if you feel like a high standard of quality has not been adhered to we would absolutely encourage you to either submit an enquiry using our contact form or email us directly at email@example.com
A member of our undead will get back to you within one day at most to see how we can restore balance back to the universe.